IT'S MINE!

If I like it, it's mine.
If I saw it first, it's mine.
If it's in my yard, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If there's more than one, ALL of them are mine.
If you have something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
If it looks like something to eat, it's mine.
If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If it's boring or broken, IT'S YOURS!

Jo det är där, jaha :)